Mental Flotsam, Mental Jetsam

Because the only thing that beats going crazy is going crazy with somebody else

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Short of Eating Babies, Alternate Energy Suggestions Will Be Thoughtfully Considered


Man. The word is bushed. Took a nap, coffee and a power-bar to get through yesterday's rehearsal. I'm either in the throes of an allergy fit or just plain sick; which almost never happens. Either case, I'm feelin' less than 100%.

I received a notice today that babies are a remarkably high source of protein and vitamin E. Eager as I am to put some pep back in my step, that's one dietary supplement I just won't stomach. No sir. Keep the babies off my plate, thank you.

Your grandmother's eccentric remedies, old family traditions and any other possible solutions to the one-man energy crisis will be taken under all due consideration.

Alright. Gotta scoot. More to follow folks. Ciao.

3 Comments:

  • At 4:01 PM, Blogger Jay said…

    You keep the money, and I'll take the baby! Get in my belly! ;-)

    By the way, your new headshot with the darker hair and beady eyes looks positively evil! I love it! Palpatine would be proud! :-)

     
  • At 6:27 PM, Anonymous Samm said…

    Samm's Hot Toddy Happiness

    On the stovetop, simmer:

    6oz. your choice of whiskey
    6oz. Apple cider
    2 teaspoons of honey (locally made, if you can find it)
    3-4 whole cloves

    Stir with cinnamon stick (if you don't have one, just throw in a few pinches)

    Guaranteed to get you back on your feet in no time.

     
  • At 7:07 PM, Blogger Casey Jones said…

    Mmm. Sounds tasty & medicinal. Will have to give it a try... :)

     

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