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“I done seen near everything when I seen an elephant fly.”

While Dumbo and his descendants have not been filling my airspace, (that almost sounds kinda gross, now that I think of it) something almost as absurd and far less welcome has blemished my morning.

Someone spammed this thing. I received notice this morning that an anonymous reader had left the following detritus:

“Blog is informative . Dont't stop. I'm sure you'd be interested in How to buy & sell fine art on interest free credit; pay whenever you want.” Actually, I wouldn’t be interested. Thanks all the same. Oh, and the typos are his or hers. I only edit for people I actually know. Punk.

As a precaution against this kind of malarkey getting through again, I’ve activated that word-ID thingamajig. If you want to leave a remark, you have to be able to recognize a word put through Alice’s Looking Glass (or some other simile for distortion). Take that, spammers.

Sheesh.