When The Onion Makes Me Cry

It's because they're makin' me laugh. I love this fake newspaper. Love it.

Passengers Bravely Take Down Plane Showing Big Momma's House 2. HAH.

And this gem from last week?

Don Knotts, Richard Pryor Team Up For Madcap Haunting. Just beautiful.

Check it out one time, won't you.