Dumber And Dumber...

I swear... Ever since I moved to this town, I've felt so muddled. Distracted. Understandably, moving to New York would do plenty to distract; but honestly...

Tonight I picked up one of those one-serving pizzas you bake in the oven; and proceeded to bake it still on the cardboard. Cut off the plastic, sure. Even put down a layer of tinfoil on the pan so clean-up would be a snap; but oh that sneaky cardboard made sure the bottom of the damn thing stayed a doughy mess.

I've gone from reasonably smart to two shades above complete dumbass.

Algernon, wy hav yoo foursaken me... Sheesh.