Surely As Night Follows Day

I love The Onion. I freaking love The Onion. They practically invented the concept of fake news, if they didn’t outright.

This article? This right here? Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. It cracks me up how they can take something so completely commonplace and make it sound, with 100% sincerity, like the apocalypse.

They got it right. They completely got it right.