Fake News, And News I Wish Were Fake

I love The Onion. Lately they've been in top form. Heck, see for yourself.

'Archeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People'.

'Funny Monkey Tested On.'

'Army of Identical Scientists Demands Legislative Support For Cloning.'

'Muslims Discover Virginity Restoration Surgery.'

Wait, what was that last one again? Yeah. That's actually genuine. I know we're supposed to be tolerant of other societies. Still-- having read the article, it sounds (for lack of better words) really stupid.