Because It's Funny, That's Why

Allow me to direct you to The Onion. We're blowing the dust off some classic articles. It's brilliant.

Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes.

Bloodthirsty, Undead Ghoul Advocataes Chocolate-Cereal Consumption.

And my all-time favorite...

Archaeologist Tired of Unearthing Unspeakable Ancient Evils.

Enjoy