New Computery Goodness

After growing more and more dissatisfied with my current laptop’s performance, I’ve decided it’s time to buy myself a new one. My current one has served me more or less faithfully since 2001, but it’s just been getting slower, and slower, and slower. I can’t even get online without it taking multiple attempts. It’s incredibly frustrating.

Anyway: Now we’re cooking. I’ve looked over the specs of the model I want to upgrade to. I’m not a gamer, so I’m not concerned about video cards and whatnot, but my new computer must be FAST. Hella-fast. I don’t want to sit and wait for anything to load. Ever.

A friend of the family is very computer-savvy and will double-check to make sure that everything is shipshape before I actually go through and make this purchase. Everything will work. Because I declare it so. Bam.

And in another four years, I’ll probably start the whole process over again. Sheesh.