Yar, Mateys. Avast!!

It's that magical once-a-year day, ye bilge rats. Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

Call yer wife a scurvy sea-hag (aye, and look forwerd ta sleepin' on the couch). Tell yer brats ta keep it down or you'll keel-haul the lot of 'em.

Keep yer peepers peeled on yer gold dubloons, and death to those that craves yer booty!

Yar.