"If I Did It" Cancelled, Would-Be Murderers Crestfallen

In a move that can only be described as tactful (a word some executives may not be familiar with); Regan Books has pulled the plug on the upcoming publication and Television special, If I Did It. OJ Simpson was to speak on how he would have committed the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson; if he had done it. Which he didn't. Um.

Similar works, including Mel Gibson's If I Had Said Those Things and the Nazi party's Third Reich? What Third Reich? What you are talking about? have likewise been dismissed.

On a competely unrelated story, Regan Books chief Rupert Murdoch was found murdered. A white SUV was seen fleeing his home.